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Paris Hilton: Infantile much?
Poor little rich girl and role model for Ann Coulter, Paris Hilton, apparently sent the above sketch that she made while in the Los Angeles county jail to thank Harvey Levin at TMZ.com for his fair, unbiased reporting about her recent ordeal. Not the prominent indignity of a --gasp!-- PAY phone!!
Check out the personalized note she wrote to Harvey!! I LOVE her handwriting!! So....so...."childlike" and innocent!
Concerned citizens from around the world are all breathing a huge sigh of relief today, as Paris is released from jail after her two and a half minute three hour two day week and a half long 23 day stay in jail.
Reports from around the globe show the "little people" dancing in the streets of Charleston, South Carolina, Nigeria and Albania. One reporter quoted a celebrant in Mecca saying, "Salaam! All is forgiven the Great Satan, now that Paris is out of jail! I'm burning my martyr tape and will instead be looking forward to the next season of The Simple Life!! I've been waiting for Paris and Nicole to make up, and now my dreams have come true!! Why wait for my 70 virgins in paradise, when I can be in heaven here on earth, watching Paris and Nicole!!!"
Speaking to the flocking press this morning, poor little rich girl Ann Coulter Paris Hilton said that her lengthy stay in jail was "the hardest thing I have ever done." (courtesy of cnn.com , purveyor of hard-hitting, insightful journalism)
Geez, Paris, you need to get out more.
Well, at least we can all look forward to a fascinating interview with Larry King; apparently she is:
"I am thrilled that Larry King has asked me to appear on his program to discuss my experience in jail, what I have learned, how I have grown and anything else he wants to talk about," she said. cite
I don't know about you, but now that she's out after her 23 days in the pokey (out of a 45 day sentence), I'll be sleeping better at night, comforted in the knowledge that Paris is out on the town, dancing the night away in exclusive clubs, drinking Crystal with her silver spoon friends, having her photos published in major newspapers constantly, driving around in the wee hours of the morning to no purpose in an expensive car, yakking on her cell phone and thus, making the world safe for democracy.