
Word has it that Rove was approached by Sheryl Crowe and Laurie David at a recent White House function. Predictably, Rove spews the garbled rhetoric, but it appears that Sheryl Crow must have recently been sprinkled with holy water, as when she touched his arm (tentacle?) Rove hissed through his fangs and shot back to his undisclosed location.
Some reported a strong scent of brimstone in the air...
Not to worry, though, I'm sure Cheney was there to salve Rove's wounds with puppy's blood....
